More Photo Stuff

My favorite photos from the trip are all now edited, captioned, and have locations on a map - check it out here.

P.S. Joel you're killin' me, here.

Tulum and Prior

the beach in Tulum. Its pretty nice.

The large pyramid at Chichen Itza. Jesse and I came here on our way to Tulum as the result of a last second decision. We decided it would be wise not to miss a place that was recently named one of the new Seven Wonders of the World. It was large and impressive, but we got caught in the middle of an even larger and more impressive rainstorm towards the end of our visit and had to sprint back to the car. Once we were safely inside the car, the weather immediately cleared up.

Scene from the balcony of our hostel in Campeche. A very quiet town that went to sleep very early, Campeche was as a result peaceful and quiet and a perfect location for Jesse and I to rest up after Palenque and before Chichen Itza.

The Mayan artist must have been thinking of me when he painted this picture, which now hangs in the main plaza in San Cristobal de las Casas.

The mother of all turtles crawled up to the sand right in front of where we were eating dinner at Rio Nexpa. She proceeded to lay her eggs, with took an excruciatingly long time, by the way, and I was relieved for her and for me when she finally flippered off back towards the water. The girls quickly covered up her tracks so that locals wouldnt see them and steal the eggs for food. But thayt probably wasnt enough, the restaurant owner was telling me, because even if in the off chance that the locals dont find them, some dog will likely come by and dig them up.

Mexican transport. I am sure he offered her the helmet, too. Judging by the large number of insects that splatted upon our windshield, I would be willing to bet that had she been facing us, we would see an entire colony of (dead) dragonflies.

At the waterfalls in Tapalpa. Scotty and I met up with a school group from a town outside of Oaxaca by sheer coincidence. It was great because, although they were on a field trip, they invited us to their fiesta, which involved drinking lots of beer...and tequila. Scotty made the mistake of telling them that it was my birthday the preceding week, and they FORCED me to take a ten second pull of tequila. Before I finished my pull, Scotty had a bottle thrown into his face for good measure, while their one and only chaparone cheered us on. It was the craziest school trip I have ever seen. The picture above is one of the partiers. All the girls, undoubtably noticing that Scotty and I are extremely handsome dudes, wanted to take photos with us, and this is one of, I'm not kidding you, like 25 photos that we posed in with various girls.

The Surfing Group at Zapote. From left to right: Garreth and Julia, both from Australia. Tash, also from Australia. Adventure Man Kyle, who could kill you or make you a birthday cake with two sticks and a roll of duct tape. And Glenn, Tash's boyfriend and fellow countryman. That fish on the table was caught by Kyle and was delicious.

View from Scott and Sid's roof at their apartment in Oaxaca. Both teaching English there, poor work environment and uncoordinated work schedules led them to quit their jobs early and do something different, travel around Mexico and Latin America.

El Palenque: Jesse, a guy I met at my San Cristobal hostel, and I made it to the Mayan ruins at El Palenque this morning. They were magnificent, and we spent three hours exploring all the different buildings and palaces, some overgrown by the relentless push of the Chiapan jungle.

Photos from Scott's last week in Mexico

Check out the album with new pictures from my last week (and one of the best ones) in Mexico. They're edited with captions and everything, so I hope you enjoy.

Keep the updates coming, Joel, and put up some pictures when you can.

Refresher

Just a heads up on what I am up to

Scotty left! Now I truly am blind, deaf, and dumb, and wondering around Mexico to boot! Good luck with the maintenance, Scotty, you are already sorely missed.

Currently in San Cristobal de las Casas, in Chiapas state. Its beautiful, and cold, and everyone is a good foot shorter than me. My hostel has hot water, and yesterday I shaved the three week old growth from my face, and I feel like a new, albeit poor, man.

Stopped off in Oaxaca to see Sid and Scott (a different Scott) which was great, as they are resident experts at the city after teaching English there for the past two months. My car was broken into, and you´ll get the lowdown on that later--though I'll let you know now that it involved your's truly fending off hundred if not thousands of armed and deadly Oaxacan gang bangers.

Keep checking the blog, I'll get something on here soon. This laid back Mexican atmosphere is beginning to rub off on my, despite my (I admit, weak) efforts.

SCOTT GOES NORTH

There are some times when the challenge of driving all the way to Panama seems insurmountable, and other times when life on the road could hardly be easier. Even with lodging, food, and gas as cheap as it is in Mexico, my greatest challenge has been to keep on budget. It became clear recently that making it to Panama was going to put me into debt once I made back to the States. The insecurity of whether I would have a decent paying job (especially in such a turbulent economy) upon my return was troubling--enough so that I had to leave Joel with our new travelling buddies and head north. Visions I had of living cheaply down here by finding a job or compensated volunteer opportunities disappeared, and I became too enveloped with the leisure of beach camping. As much as I looked forward to what surprises the road south held, I was equally satisfied with all the unexpected adventures we already had. Some of the experiences I have written about here, some I have yet to write (look forward to that soon), and some you will just have to hear about in person.

So after a ten hours on four buses yesterday, I'm in Puerto Vallarta about to get a lift to the airport. LA is calling me for now, but I'm hoping to be back in Seattle for the holidays.

Unless Joel writes about it first, check in soon for a story about Tapalpa, a so-called "pueblo magico," as well as partying with students on a field trip to a nearby waterfall.

Best of luck on the second leg, Joel

Rest Stop (not for the easily disgusted)

One of the inevitabilities associated with road tripping by car is the rest stop. You can avoid it only for so long, but eventually you gotta stop. In Mexico, the poor quality of the rest areas force Scotty and I to do our best to coordinate our "movements" around our driving. However, occasionally the habañero-drenched shrimp tacos, which were so damn pleasant hours before, decide our rythm needs to be skewed somewhat.

After getting off of the horrendous ferry from La Paz at Topolobampo, the fear of drug-related violence and kidnappings convinced Scotty and I to jump in the car and head for higher ground, in this case Mazatlan. Our organs had different plans, and we soon found ourselves at a gas station bathroom combo about two hours north of the resort city. I bought a Red Bull and contemplated whether or not the protests emanating from my bowels could be suppressed or not. Scotty, on the other hand, who had just polished off a carrot-orange juice combo, went straight for the rest room. I eventually decided that I, too, must listen to my body, and followed Scotty into the unknown.

The dirt and mud covered floor would have been a perfect warning sign for someone more observant than I. There were two urinals on the right hand side that smelled so strongly of stale urine that they could be detected through to t-shirts held over the nose. Urinals, aside from the stench, are easy, but my mission was on a much larger scale. There were two stalls as well, the one on the left had found a patron, an I headed for the one in the back. I rounded the corner (there was no door). A Pollock-esque splattering of yellow and brown and black(?), the toilet seemed anyone who came within inches would need to immediately retreat to a hospital for lengthy treatment. There was no toilet seat either. I couldn´t imagine how one might approach this. I called out to Scotty, thinking nothing could be worse than what lay before me, including his current throne, and said "hey, dude, does your toilet have a toilet seat on it?" His labored reply was a negative. I thought long and hard about this, then asked the next question, "What are you sitting on then?" I should of guessed what his response would be ("I´m hovering"). That was enough for me, and I quickly vacated the restroom. Outside, I 180´d after a quick one-two from my intestinal tract, and re-entered the theater. I decided I could live with the result if I merely emptied the fluids. While washing my hands, a middle-aged Mexican man entered the bathroom.
"Esta sucio," he said (This bathroom is dirty).
"Si, esta un poquito sucio, pero yo he visto peor," (Yes, it is, but I have seen worse).
He seemed oblivious of my decent Spanish and apologetic of the dirtiness of his country. "Esta sucio!" he said even more emphatically, pointing to the floor and grinning slightly. "Viva Mexico! Pero, esta sucio!" (long live Mexico, but it is dirty). I left, the bathroom was appalling. While there are some things in Mexico that are dirty, the humor and kindness of of its people create an intoxication that will overcome any dirty bathroom.

Why It Helps To Know Some Spanish

Just by the sheer amount of people that walk the streets of Guadlajara each day, it is easiest for me to compare it to New York City. Both places seem to be full to the brim with culture, style, and stories. In NYC it can be hard to get the real interesting stuff out of people, whereas here all you have to do is speak a sentence or two of Spanish to somebody and they suddenly become intrigued by your foreigness want to know more. What really makes staying here worthwhile is using the language for more than getting directions or ordering off a menu. In order to truly immerse yourself, you´ve got to use the words you know more like flippers than water wings, so you can dive down deeper and find out what people really want to see and hear. Here´s three stories to illustrate how various levels of Spanish can facilitate interesting and interactive traveling.

¨SURPRISE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY¨

Looking at a menu is one of the most common challenges for a non-spanish speaker. It helps to know your tacos from your enchiladas, but with so much good food to eat I like to give all the options a thorough review. Doing just that at a restaurant/bar called ¨La Epoca de Oro,¨ an old-west themed place, I saw the words ¨Sorpresa en tu Cumpleaños.¨ Having insufficiently celebrated Joel´s birthday on the miserable ferry ride, I figured a surprise was in store. A simple gesture and a couple words to the waitress was all that was necessary to set the following series of events into motion:

A waiter clad in mariachi attire arrives near our table with the waitress at his side. The waitress throws a tray to the ground with a ¨WHAP,¨ and the waiter puts a referee whistle into his mouth, screeching away and catching Joel´s attention. Before he has a chance to figure out what is going on, the waitress has a green cloth napkin wrapped around his head, blindfolding him. The man stands behind him, holding a small glass half full of pink liquid. As the waitress holds Joel´s head back, the waiter puts his hand around Joel´s throat and pours the concoction into his mouth. After it goes down, the man gives Joel´s head a vigorous shake and then, grabbing the back of his chair, swiftly tilts him backwards onto the ground. As the man takes the napkin off Joel´s head and helps lift him up from the floor, I could see that I was significantly more entertained by these events than Joel was. From just a few words came one of the funniest and surprising spectacles I have seen on the trip thus far. At Sean´s suggestion of posting more videos, I am considering returning to the restaurant for my birthday, so Joel can catch the birthday surprise with his camera. We´ll see...

Clowning It Up

On my way back to the hotel room after running an errand and shooting some photos, I run into a plaza full of people gathered around in a wide circle, taking up almost the entire plaza. As I approach, I notice a clown in the center, and, seeing an opening to catch him entrancing the bystanders with his foolishness, I pull out my camera for a picture. Putting a fountain between the clown and myself, I took a moment to look around and take the camera out of my bag. I snatched the following photo right as the clown was alerted to my presence by a man next to me who whistled and subtly pointed in my direction.

It wasn´t as much the blonde hair or green eyes, but my boldly obvious Chivas jersey that allowed him to suck me into his act. He had been wearing the blue and yellow flag of Club America, the rival of Chivas, and he had been trying to rile up the more abundant Chivas fans. Raising his voice, he asked me if I like Chivas, to which I responded with a whole-hearted ¨Si! Chivas arriba!¨ With this simple terminology, I instantly gained the approval of the crowd, which erupted with people throwing their hands into the air and shouting ¨Chivas!¨ This gave me a little boost of confidence, but I was still a little shaky and taken aback when the clown yelled back in english, ¨What is your name?¨ As I responded, an older man who seemed to be drunk or confused wandered up to me and put a cowboy hat on my head. Taking it in stride, the clown then asked me where I came from, to which I replied (in Spanish), ¨from the United States,¨ and, seeing an opportunity to clown it up, I put my arm around the man, continuing, ¨with my dad!¨ Seeing I got some laughs, the clown then invited me into the circle with him, where I managed to play along with his act for what seemed like an hour but was probably more like 15-20 minutes.

I must give this clown credit for the amount of trickery he had up his sleeves, how he managed to put me in so many humiliating situations, and how he managed to keep me (and the audience) engaged in his act. For example, after answering ¨yes¨ to whether I liked Mexican women, he then tricked me into fake making out with a very large woman, kissing an older woman on the cheek, and then struggling to make a heart out of a long balloon, which I was then instructed to give to the most beautiful girl I could find in the crowd. A little later he called over a nearby trumpet player, and I danced a little jig while people clapped along to the beat.

Then the Spanish really started to come in handy. Another clown popped onto the scene, and, acting as if the other clown had taken some change from his hat on the ground, the original clown told me to translate his English as we interrogated the newcomer. I never thought I would have to use phrases like ¨put your hands in the air!¨, ¨spread your legs, man!¨, or ¨where´s my money, clown!?!¨, but I was spitting that stuff out like rapid fire right in this clown´s red nose. After the original clown gave me a little lesson, I then proceeded to beat the crap out of the new clown using half a fun noodle, with the crowd going crazier the more I went after him.

I was really starting to enjoy the rush of being in front of so many people when the clown went into a brief monologue about how its important to be nice to tourists. Seeing my exit, the clown gave me a sincere thank you before I got in one last yell of ¨CHIVAS!¨as I broke through the circle of cheering onlookers.

Manu Chao Might Start A Revolution

So last night we made it to Manu Chao´s first return to Guadalajara in two years. A middle-aged, reggae-rocking Frenchman who sings in five languages (but mostly Spanish), this man´s appeal spans many cultures. To be able to see him in one of the largest cultural centers of the Americas was worth far more than the $25 ticket price. Upon arrival it seemed that, more than anything else, people came for the love of music, as was obvious from the crowd of people dancing away to a percussion band outside before the show. Once Manu came on though, I started to wonder whether it was the vocals underlying the instrumentals that carried so much of his artistic integrity. By American standards, hes a bit of a radical, but down here he got the crowd psyched by hating on George W, chanting ¨Cuba!¨, and waving around a Mexican flag with Che Guevara´s face on the front. I couldn´t tell half the things he was singing, and I kept on wondering about all the things the people packed in the sold out arena were trying to relate to in his words. From the lyrics I do know, the message is often times very political and very strong. It might be what keeps him out of the mainstream in the U.S., but it gets him on the front page of the paper down here.

Ms. Bergman introduced our Spanish class to Manu Chao back in junior year at GHS with an exercise listening to the lyrics of ¨Clandestino¨ and trying to decipher the words. Having memorized the words in countless listens since then, I just about went hoarse singing along to the song. Without a doubt, it was probably the best direct benefit from a Spanish class ever. What made the concert so spectacular though was that I could tell he was putting his heart into it. This was rather obviously and entirely figurative as he ended his first set tapping the mic to his heart, creating a ¨Thud Thud¨ to the rhythm of a heart beat. What intrigued me the most though, is that this crowd, which I had thought would be quite demographically dissimilar to the Chivas crowd, managed to get him back on stage twice with the classic soccer chant, ¨OLE!!! OLE, OLE, OLE! OOOOLE, OOOOOLE!¨ That Spanish class taught me a bit about what Manu Chao had to say, but the concert allowed me to hear it in a whole different way.

Just to see if anybody is reading this far, here´s a little contest. The first person to correctly respond to the following question wins a prize, to be delivered upon our return. ¨What artists´ murals are on the walls at the Palacio de Gobierno in Guadalajara?¨